Things with “the girls” and songs by the girls

I had lunch with the Angry Housewives this day.  Lovely.  We have so much fun together, we’re going to try to meet every couple of weeks for fun time. Natalie called it a fortnight – don’t know if that’s how one would spell it, but there ya go.  And I apparently love run on sentences.  THEN Natalie accompanied me to Victoria’s Secret to look at bras, I need a new one. Here’s a lil boob history for you:

Growing up, no boobs and in one summer BAM 36C.  All my life 36C last year I became a 38C – I said to myself, NO BIGGER its not pretty becauase it just means the rest of me is getting bigger too.  SO I’m at Victoria’s Secret and saying I need a full coverage plain bra and I didn’t know what size.  I didnt’ know if I should try 38C or 40C, I mean all bras fit differently you know.

So this girl measures the girls…………40 D…….. is what she said to me.  WHAT!!?? I exclaimed with full volume, followed by “I’m a D????” and it echoed in the store and either made some boys and girls jealous or just plain annoyed.  Quite simply if I’m a D, it means I’m still fat if not fatTER.  I know people say “but your proportioned” uh……….yah like 4 times larger than I should be though. No deals.  It was a $42 purchase, needless to say….I didn’t get it.  I’ll deal with the bras that I have don’t fit,  and go to Target or something for new ones.  I dont’ care.  I can’t spend $42 on a bra.  Can’t do it.  BUT I was going to use a $25 gift cert my dad’s wife gave me, and they told me it expired.  EXPIRED???!!!! Since when did MONEY have an expiration date.  I had to get going otherwise I would’ve put up a bigger fight, but that store and Victoria’s Secret headquarters will be getting a letter from me.  I KNOW that’s not legal.  Money can’t expire, it’s proposterous (sp?) and ridiculous. 

So that happened. 

I’m taking Body Combat and Yoga this night, then I know Loke wants all to go to skarieokie at Harry’s – Ill probably go even if for a little bit.  I have to be in bed no later than 11:30 as I sport the green apron tomorrow at 7am.

For Kaza,

each time you’d pull down the driveway
i wasn’t sure when i would see you again
yours was a twisted blind sided highway
no matter which road you took then
oh you set up your place in my thoughts
moved in and made my thinking crowded
now we’re out in the back with the barking dogs
my heart the red sun
your heart the moon clouded
i could go crazy on a night like tonight
when summer’s beginning to give up her fight
and every thought’s a possibility
and the voices are heard but nothing is seen
why do you spend this time with me
maybe an equal mystery

so what is love then is it dictated or chosen
(handed down and made by hand)
does it sing like the hymns of 1000 years
or is it just pop emotion
(handed down and made by hand)
and if it ever was there and it left
does it mean it was never true
and to exist it must elude
is that why i think these things of you
i could go crazy on a night like tonight
when summer’s beginning to give up her fight
and every thought’s a possibility
and the voices are heard but nothing is seen
why do you spend this time with me
may be an equal mystery

but you like the taste of danger
it shines like sugar on your lips
and you like to stand in the line of fire
just to show you can shoot straight from you hip
there must be a 1000 things you would die for
i can hardly think of two
but not everything is better spoken aloud
not when i’m talking to you

oh the pirate gets the ship and the girl tonight
breaks a bottle to christen her
basking in the exploits of her thief
she’s a very good listener
maybe that’s all that we need
is to meet in the middle of impossibility
we’re standing at opposite poles
equal partners in a mystery
(handed down and made by hand)

we’re standing at opposite poles
equal partners in a mystery

-Mystery; The Indigo Girls

I just thought it fit. 

I’m gonna go eat now, as always – I’m now hungry.

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Posted on August 26, 2004, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Empathy…
    Not only can I sympathize…I can empathize! I’ve been a D cup since I was 14 except for the brief period after my first boyfriend broke up with me and I rapidly lost 15 pounds and I was C cup for five whole blessed months. *nostalgic sigh*
    Yeah…and try complaining to beautifully B or C cupped friends. “I’d love to have bigger boobs.” NO YOU WOULDN’T!!! Shirts don’t fit right. Swimsuits don’t fit right. And forget buying cheap bras at Wally World or K Mart. And cute?? Yeah…sure….I LOVE the white old lady bras. All right. I’m done. Sorry…you just triggered a very emotional response.
    On a related note…sorry this is going to get long…here’s the California Government Gode regulating Gift Certificates. Hope it helps!
    SECTION 1749.5-1749.51
    1749.5. (a) It is unlawful for any person or entity to sell a gift
    certificate to a purchaser that contains any of the following:
    (1) An expiration date.
    (2) A service fee, including, but not limited to, a service fee
    for dormancy, except as provided in subdivision (e).
    (b) Any gift certificate sold after January 1, 1997, is redeemable
    in cash for its cash value, or subject to replacement with a new
    gift certificate at no cost to the purchaser or holder.
    (c) A gift certificate sold without an expiration date is valid
    until redeemed or replaced.
    (d) This section does not apply to any of the following gift
    certificates issued on or after January 1, 1998, provided the
    expiration date appears in capital letters in at least 10-point font
    on the front of the gift certificate:
    (1) Gift certificates that are distributed by the issuer to a
    consumer pursuant to an awards, loyalty, or promotional program
    without any money or other thing of value being given in exchange for
    the gift certificate by the consumer.
    (2) Gift certificates that are sold below face value at a volume
    discount to employers or to nonprofit and charitable organizations
    for fundraising purposes if the expiration date on those gift
    certificates is not more than 30 days after the date of sale.
    (3) Gift certificates that are issued for a food product.
    (f) Nothing in paragraph (1) of subdivision (a) prevents an issuer
    of gift certificates from including on any gift certificate a
    provision that entitles the purchaser to a full refund of the amount
    that he or she paid for that gift certificate upon the occurrence of
    the following circumstances:
    (1) The gift certificate is purchased as a gift for another
    (2) The time in which the gift certificate may be redeemed is
    disclosed on the gift certificate.
    (3) The holder of the gift certificate does not redeem the gift
    certificate within the time described in paragraph (2).
    (g) The changes made to this section by the act adding this
    subdivision shall apply only to gift certificates issued on or after
    January 1, 2004.

  2. boobs
    I feel your pain…Ive been a DD for as long as I can remember. And I dont shop at Victoria Secret because of the prices… Mervins has some good sales pretty often and I get my normally 35$ bra for usually around 20$ Still expensive but better in the long run than the ones from k mart or Wal-mart.

  3. Ummmm, YEAH!
    I buy mine at V.S., just cause I can now after YEARS of not being able to wear a bra at all!!!!! I’m a DD….38…I like it, but just cause my ass is so big I would look WAY more out of por[portion than I already do…hahahahaha FISHY!!!!

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