Aiyani Mersai

Today’s the day. The sun is shining, the tank is clean…..huh!!!!!!!! The tank is clean – THE TANK IS CLEAN

You know how you get mail and you KNOW it’s like a mass production thing, and you KNOW someone sat and stuffed ALL those envelopes made ALL those labels and you’re hopeing they didn’t actually lick all those envelopes or those stamps………you know what i’m talking about now? Yah – HI MY NAME IS AIYANI AND I TYPED 116 LABLES TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE FOR THE SALES DEPT TO MAIL HOLIDAY CARDS TO THEIR CLIENTS. THEN I STAMPED THE ADDRESS OF ES ON ALL THE “PRETTY” ENVELOPES. THEN I STUFFED ALL OF THEM, THEN I SEALED ALL OF THEM. No, I did not lick them – I had one of those envelope moistener things. but…..hi. That’s all.

Next. Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer is on tonight at 8pm apparently and I don’t have cable. I have no friends here with it, that aren’t already doing something else – and quite frankly I don’t want to be home. I feel as though I should at least hall my ass to the gym – that way I know I did SOMETHING today. I’m still at work 2:30pm. No One loves me no one emails or texts me………wait Jax emailed me today – but HE’S THE ONLY ONE. And my mom called me to give me a brief update.

Also. Last friday after making guacamole and drinking 3/4 bottle of red wine I went to JP’s house and watched MEMENTO. I think I’m the last person on the planet to see it. I drank wine while I was there too, so you know little typsy. hahahaha. It was an interesting movie – I should watch it again when I’m sober. Pretty sure I’d understand more and not have to pause it so much to pee. Hi, his dog is really cute, really fun, and really smart. And if you know me pretty well, you know I don’t do dogs. I’m not mean, or kick ’em or ignore them, but I get over them pretty quickly. Like “hi haley. (pet pet pet) ok bye.” But I was playing with Daisy for a little while. Maybe it was just the wine. hahahhaha. But JP’s very cool and it’s nice to have someone a mile away to play with. Yah so what if it’s 11pm come over and watch a movie – ok! He’s going to go with me to my co-worker/friends’ house EL this weekend. But he and the rest of the guys are already planning on being infront of the TV on the couch for the game……..basketball….lakers……I don’t know – but it’s cool either way. –So yay for new fun people in my life.

Plantboy was sick all weekend – we were supposed to Find Nemo on saturday, but PUKING was not in the cards during the original plans, so that didn’t happen. Hope you feel better by the way.

I pick up Kaza on the 19th, I think 4pmish. I know she’s told me like 12 times but I never remember things. Remind me to write it down.

TONIGHT John will be at the Key club in Hollywood for a Special Star Lounge Performance. NO I won’t be there because NO I didn’t win tickets. And Just because let’s review in it’s entirety that I needed to be caller 98 when I heard John say “Hi this is John Mayer and my normal resting temperature is 98 7, that’s Star 98.7” And the numbers I was were: 2, 87, 11, 46, 91, 15, 36, 78, busy busy busy, 3, 33 busy busy, 30, busy busy, 4, 54, 64, busy, 89, 19, 91, busy busy busy, 9, and 42. If life is like a box of chocolates I need to go on a diet.

Birthdays:
Though some people are still pending I know of these:
Rik Mersai 12/12
Brian Armentrout 12/17 (KSBY)

Sending positive calming thoughts to Roger Rabbit (that would be me being sensitive by the way. lol)

I think I should try and get some work done – I mean afterall, who else is gonna stuff these badboys………take that correctly now – my mommie reads these!

Allright NO DEALS for a few things:

1. If you are reading this and actually HAVE a Live Journal YOU need to update it more often. Some of you haven’t updated me on ANYTHING since like BEFORE Thanksgiving……. FIX IT! I’m HERE and you are THERE and I NEED to know what’s going on. The few of you that actually CALL with updates are only SLIGHTLY off the hook. I feel as though I’m being left out of the circle, like I don’t counnt. And that’s NOT a nice feeling.

2. Flakes – as in people who are Flaky……Simply….. Don’t be Flaky. If your supposed to do something DO IT. If you’re supposed to come over DO, if You can’t play CALL SO I CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! I don’t care if your a boy-toy (and that’s really what it comes down to sometimes) or if you’re a friend. REAL friends at least let me know what’s going on. It is one thing to have to break plans or change the schedule but isn’t it proper to tell the other party that this will effect WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????? Just WONDERING!!!!!!!!!! I know that *I* have had to “flake out” for occasions – but if I AT LEAST tell whomever needs to know what’s going on it’s not me being Flak-ie…..follow? I don’t know maybe I’m the “worst kind. I’m high maintenance but I think I’m low maintenance” (hi kaza hi roger rabbit) or maybe I’m just picky or maybe I let people get away with too much.

3. Keyboards. The computer Keyboard needs to be cleaned. SOMEONE has spilled alcohol on it too many times and now when I hit two or three they click at the same time…….23232323232 i’m htting two but LOOK!!! doh!

4. Bills. I can’t seem to get them paid. I HATE being behind, I hate feeling scared I may get kicked out, or no hot water, or no electricity. Merry Christmas.

5. My job. Granted I KNEW this would be a “demotion” from the Revenue Management postition but what are you gonna do? It’s full-time, and they’ll let me leave for auditions because they know it’s why I’m here. It’s $3 less than what I was making, it’s bonehead to an extent because we still don’t have a DOS (Director of Sales) and initially, my position is the beck-and-call for the DOS. So I do daily stuff and help the Sales Manager with stuff but…again…bonehead. Bonehead in that it doesn’t take much to pull this position off and I can’t help but wish I was in a better position with the same flexiblity…follow?

That’s it for now.

PS. I stopped listening to Star 98.7…….It just wasn’t meant to be and I was getting to upset about it. Yah – I really let it upset me, think whatever you want. Today – I don’t care what anyone thinks of me. I’m too busy categorizing everyone in my life. (Hi jax, “you go in this pile, YOU go in THAT pile”)

Hi.

I cried today for apparently no reason. Yah. Cried. Then, I laughed because I was crying. I imagine it was for a combination of factors. Factors I don’t care to discuss currenlty. I called my mom, we are very much alike so she understands my random stupidy, or random tears, and – THAT DOESN’T MEAN I’M CALLING MY MOTHER RANDOM OR STUPID – it just means we are alot alike so she understands what I’m feeling when I feel like….this.

And FYI – No tickets for the John PRIVATE concert next week. To keep you updated I’ve been: 23, 87, 11, 46, 91, 15, 36, 78, 3, 33, 30, 54, 64 and 89. Yes when it’s busy I keep hitting redial. yes if I get a number like 3 I call again. Yes I’ve expressed my pain and sorrow to my favorite DJ Skip Kelly. Just because I talk to him alot doesn’t mean I get free stuff. Doesn’t mean I can “cheat the system.” I hope this answers questions. My question still remains “WHEN DO I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” p.s. the people who win are making me mad, they don’t seem excited enough like they just got, oh I don’t know a set of screwdrivers at their employee luncheon. (by the way I did and that’s why that’s funny). Thank you to all who are routing for me. I will keep trying, and we will see what happens.

I’m in need of Food Therapy or Retail Therapy and it’s HORRIBLE not having the leisure or luxury rather to just go out and do that. I am still breathing. I am still struggling. I can’t believe I did it, but I actually asked for help financially and thank you – you know who you are. I hate my life, no I don’t hate it – I just don’t like what’s happening in it right now. But “it will all work out” “it’s gonna pass” “this builds character” “I’m being tested” “a time for everything and everything in it’s time” bla bla bla, wah wah wah yah yah yah. Someone tell me something I haven’t heard, or something I don’t know. ANYTHING??? ANYONE???

My eyes hurt from lack of sleep and crying. Stupid Girl, sometimes it’s lame being a girl……..and NO it’s not “that time of the month” for ALL of you wondering. So that’s not why i’m so sensitive, or crying or whatever. Come up with a different diagnosis……..something creative, something again that maybe I haven’t heard before.

bye.

To ALL:

A going away bash will be held for Seanah Lebed on Saturday December 27, 2003. Details will follow, but set it aside…….think food and some serious skarieokie fun – bring money for the gas tank jar. She’s Driving across Country for crying out loud. Think tell 2 friends, and the’ll tell 2 friends and so on and so on and so on.

More to come, stay tuned.

I’m getting depressed. Some reasons I will share and some I won’t. The ones I will share are shallow reasons that just make me pout. Follow:

Star Lounge Performance with John Mayer 12/9/03. I have to be the 98th caller when I hear John say “Hi this is John Mayer and my normal resting body temperature is 98.7 degrees, that’s Star 98.7″ So far I’ve been: 2, 87, 11, 46, 91, 15, 36, 78, 3, 33, and 30. Other times it just rings. I HAVE TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fix it. yes YOU – fix it.

Secondly, he’s going on tour early next year. Closest so far I’m seeing he’ll get is Fresno and Vegas – I would SOOOOO go to either or both, but hold on………….they played it again……….busy busy busy – didn’t even get thru this time………”my life is like death, my children are the spawn of hell and you’re the devil” (name that movie) ANYWAYS. I would SOOOOOOO go to either or both but I do not have the funds to do so. Fan pre-sale tix go on sale tomorrow at noon, and I will just sit here and think. I shall sit here and think “a time for everything and everything in it’s time”

Who am I kidding? I will cry and pout and throw a temper tantrum. I WANT JOHN, I WANT TO SEE JOHN. Wah Wah Wah…….This was supposed to be a good year and it just keeps getting worse, and I hate it. I hate the year 2003 and can’t wait for it to be over, infact I’m so upset I feel like saying “bah humbug” now YOU KNOW that means trouble.

kaza………a little help.

Jax, thank you for so many things

PG, so excited for you – I promise! You just can’t tell

Left & Right – hi, and hi and cheer me up

Plantboy – welcome home

and to everyone else meet JP. He’s a new friend I met here in Burbank. Yes the J stands for something and the P stands for something else – but you shall call him J.P as I do. He was just introduced to Nemo last night – Congratulations JP and welcome to the worldofaiyani.com. He’s a huge Laker Fan and has a cute dog named Daisy. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.

Catch you kats later….yah that old thing again.

A little driving, a lot of food, a little drama, more food, some fun!, and some more driving.

I love my family, and my friends. It was nice to hang out for more than 1 day. Husband and I rolled in on wednesday at about 10:30pm and went to Seanah’s house for some food and to watch Finding Nemo. BrightEyes got off work at 11pm so we all hung out for a little. Then Husband and I stayed at my dadda’s house even though hes not there.

THRUSDAY: Smurf called with my wake up call at 11am. We showered and got to mommies by 12:30. Rikster, Smurf, Husband and I went to see myfavoritesister working at Starbucks before going to see Cat in the Hat.

insert princess review: The Mike Myers film Cat in the Hat looked like fun for all ages when previews and trailors were released but most his audience would now disagree in its appropriateness for anyone under the age of 16. Parents were shocked by some of the adult jokes for a “Kids movie.” Though it is understood many children don’t understand the adult comments or jokes, some do, and the line between what should be allowed in a kids movie and what shouldn’t be allowed seems to bethinning. Mike Myers fans are saying it’s “typical Mike Myers” and his jokes are all the same, his accents are all the same, and his dirty jokes are all the same. Fans still rave on how funny Austin Powers is,and So I married an Axe Murderer – but it is said to not go looking for the Cat in the hat, but go continue to Find Nemo.

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THURSDAY CONTINUE: After the movie it was back to mommies for a CRAZY game of pictionary – girls against boys…..Guess….who…won….No no, you have to guess. Dinner was at 6:30 and mommie made everything from scratch! From rolls to pie crust. The one thing she didn’t do was pretty much grow the potatoes or the turkey. It was AMAZING. SHE is AMAZING. Then it was to Harry’s for SkarieOkie. Kevin sang “We all die young” from ROCKSTAR and I totally “sh*t industrial size bricks” as it was said I would. I screamed and sat in the front row!!!!!! It rocked my world. Husband didn’t sing, he said he has to drink to do so….whatever!

FRIDAY I went to Hobees with Jax, Shawn Jacques my social advisor – and it was MARVELOUS. I MISS the coffeecake. then we tootled in downtown SLOville and i got 3 new dresses and a new shirt!!!! SOOOOO EXCITED! Then it was home to babysit. Mommie and Randy had to go out of town on an unexpected trip to Bakersfield – family stuff.

SATURDAY Daaaaaaana and i went to see LOVE ACTUALLY. Enjoyable

insert princess review: The hit flick Love Actually takes theatre goes not-so by surprise. From the makers of Notting Hill and Bridget Jones’ Diary come a new fun filled story of Love and Human Nature. Explaining different scenarios of life, it is apparent that everyone can relate to SOMEONE in this movie. Though not intended for your children some scenes have a soft sexual standpoint, this movie says alot more than your typical romantic comedy or tear jerker. It says Love Actually is, all around you.

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SATURDAY CONTINUE: then we decided to go to Jack in the Crack for some fat intake and good conversation. I LOVE DDAAAAAANA, she’s wonderful. then it was home again to babysit and Jack came over for a bit, so did Smurf’s girlfriend…hahahahaha. Then it was to Sunset Dunes for SkarieOkie. SO MUCH FUN. I got to sing soooo many times.
1. The man that got away – Judy Garland
2. Don’t know why – Norah Jones
3. Bring me to life – Evanesence (for seanah, she had a sore throat)
4. All that Jazz – Chicago!
5. Picture – Kid rock & Sheryl Crow (with Sean)
6. Die another day – Madonna (for seanah again!)
It was fun as usual alot of the “old sunset goers” were there. All we were missing was Randy & Cortney! Then it was home to mommies.

TODAY I woke up at 10:45 and was out of mommie’s house by 12:30. Showered and packed and out of Dadda’s house by 1:45, car gassed up and met up with Roger Rabbit by 2:17. We went to cold Stone and shared a LARGE Mint ice cream with chocolate chips. Good times, good ice cream, good conversation, good friends …….good weekend kids. Excellent weekend. Thank you to everyone who participated. Congratulations to Rookie for his first skarieokie song, stray cats, we expect more EVERY time you come out to play!!!!

A special “shout out” to Momma!!! Cortney Loshbaugh in Colorado her birthday was the 28th, and I being the bad friend, forgot – so Happy birthday!

Everyone else, tomorrow is the first, pay your rent – and all your other bills and a december posting of birthdays will follow in the next entry.

Good Night Neverland.

Ooo OOOooo Pick Me!!!! I have to add this, cause it just happened.

first i called (star 98.7) becaues I was laughing that I heard “hi this is ah-nuld and you’re listening to skip kelly on star 98.7” so i’m dying of laughter……..THEN I told him it was up there with John and he said john?………this John? and played his voice over clips i started to DIE – it was my own little playing of john, he played it like 4 times and just laughed at me THEN
he said, he’s no supposed to say anything, but they are going to have a special “intimate” star lound performance with john, and I FLIPPED OUT

i coulnd’t breathe!, and he laughed! and I said I have to go, how do I get there
and he said he didnt’ know how they were going to do it this time – you know they either say “be the 9th caller right now” or whatever, so he said they’ll
start probably on monday, so just listen and do what they said
after calming down I said this was a good day, now it’s the BEST day
and he said compliments of star 98, and I said my favorite station and my favorite man skip kelly

and he put like our whole conversation on the radio.

crack myself up, i’m such a geek i LOVE IT!